It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
the look like they’re posing for a early 2000s rap album cover.
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
i’ve been on the phone with my mom so long i’ve given up holding it
SHE SAW THIS PICTURE AND NOW SHE’S MADE AT ME OHMYGOD
We’re all made at you.
SHIT I CAN EVEN FUCKING SPELL NO WONDER MY MOM IS ALWAYS ANGRY AT ME
why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz